professionalweirdo | OOC: Meet Yolanda! The Infoposting CHEESE!

Does Gonzo need an infopost? I mean. Probably not. Is that going to stop me from using the excuse to post a bunch of Muppet gifs?

Have you met me?

AKA Gonzo the Great AKA the Great Gonzo AKA Gonzo the . . . Whatever.

As of Muppets From Space, Gonzo is, in fact . . . from space! (Oops, spoilers!) But he still identifies as a "whatever".

That's not a man (specifically, thanks to "Rocky Mountain Holiday"!) or a woman (he uses he/him pronouns! Also there's a comic!). A "whatever".

That said, he's very into chicks!

Also, chickens!

For our purposes, however, he and Camila, his long-term main chicken squeeze, are currently on the outs. So his social calendar is very open!

. . . Actually, scratch that last gif. That might break my brain to try to play.

Much better.

Gonzo is, above all else, an artiste! By which I mean, a performance artist with delusions of grandeur.

His performances seldom go well for him.

In fact, he usually finishes them out grievously injured.

But that's fine, because he's a Muppet and they generally operate based on cartoon physics and meta jokes.

Canon-wise, he's coming in post-2010s movies. The Muppets have split off to do their own things again, and rather than restart his plumbing empire (did I mention he's a plumber? No? HE'S A PLUMBER TOO), he's decided to try and get his degree!

And, you know, generally be weird. YAY MUPPETS!

Also, I'm Bella and I also play Duke Crocker, Travis Montgomery, and Eliot Waugh. But Muppets are my bulletproof faves. I have done multiple scholastic papers on them. Even in my family I was recently dubbed the one who deserved this t-shirt the most. And that's a high bar.

So y'all are probably lucky I went with gifs for this post instead of the mini-biography of Jim Henson and the history of the Muppets I made the admins go through on my ap. ;D